We’re a small, creative whānau made up of one curious kid, two creative parents, and a very important cake mixer named Mix Master Mike.

Ikr is our resident slime scientist and methodical mastermind. When he’s not mixing the perfect texture, he’s fine-tuning formulas like a true math magician.

Cheyney brings over 10 years of branding and design magic to the mix. She’s the nose behind our scents and the eyes behind our look.

And our son? He’s the ultimate product tester. A sensory-seeking, imaginative powerhouse who inspired this whole thing. If it’s not stretchy enough, fun enough, or fabulous enough, he lets us know!

We started Slime Minister to help support our son’s sensory needs and bring more play into our daily lives. After trying slime after slime that was too crumbly, too sticky, too stinky, or just... too meh, we decided to make our own. And honestly? It became a whole vibe.

But we couldn’t have done it without our MVP:

🎵 Mix Master Mike 🎵 Our trusty $5 Trademe mixer, found after nearly blowing up our kitchen (shoutout to Lola, our first, fiery attempt). Mike is decked out in stickers, fitted with a kneading hook, and whips up the dreamiest slime around. Buying secondhand is one of the creative ways we keep costs low while making sure quality stays high.

We proudly use local suppliers, support our community, and believe it truly takes a village to raise a slime empire.

Welcome to Slime Minister — where play meets purpose, creativity flows freely, and every slime is crafted with care for a seriously soothing sensory experience.